My Hero Is Me - Rated R For Rambunctious

Until this night I never thought
I'd see a girl in a dress I wanted to rip off
Of course your sister can come too
But only if I get to tape the both of you
You just smacked my face
Like it was so wrong of me to assume
That you were both down for the dirty
I'm not some price, looking for a shoe
But I'll tell you right now I got the right fit for you
So come with me...
My rides the gray Hyundai outside...2 door

Tonight I'm your, take my hand
I'll be your fire baby, I'm your man
I'll make it hot, that's what I'll do
Just remember baby
This is for me and never you

Say what you will
I treat the ladies how I want to be treated
When we met I was honest as hell
So why seem shocked
That we're in some cheap motel

These sheets seem so soft to the skin
Earlier today I tried to break them in
Why look at me like
I want to meet your parents
When I don't even know my own
When inside feel free to help yourself
I don't have much
But I'm sure I'm gonna make it in my band
When I do
I'll make sure to throw money around the town
And all the lucky ladies will come around

Money talks enough to make the ladies listen
Tonight I'm yours, take my hand
I'll be your fire baby, I'm your man
I'll make it hot, that's what I'll do
Just remember baby
This is for me and never you

These sheets seem so soft to the skin
Earlier today I tried to break them in
Why look at me like
I want to meet your parents
When I don't even know my own

You knew what this was
And so did the bartender